Shipping & Delivery

Freshly made. Then sent into the wild.

Sloppy Mike's products are made after you order them. Production takes a little longer than pulling something dusty off a warehouse shelf, but questionable humor deserves a fresh print.

Made to order

Production begins after checkout instead of before.

$4.99–$12.99

Standard US shipping is based on the merchandise subtotal.

Tracked

Tracking is sent when each package leaves production.

Delivery estimates

We currently ship within the United States. Our daily order cutoff is 5:00 PM Pacific Time. Orders placed after the cutoff begin processing the following handling day. Handling takes 2–5 business days, with fulfillment operating Monday through Friday.

After an order ships, standard carrier transit typically takes 2–5 business days, with transit operating Monday through Friday. The estimated total delivery time is 4–10 business days.

Sundays in transit, holidays, product availability, large orders, address problems, carrier delays, and quality-control reprints can extend delivery time.

Merchandise subtotal	Standard shipping
$0.01–$25.00	$4.99
$25.01–$50.00	$7.50
$50.01–$100.00	$9.99
$100.01 or more	$12.99

The rate is based on the merchandise subtotal before tax and shipping. Free shipping is not currently offered. The final shipping charge is shown before payment and confirmed in Stripe checkout.

One order, more than one box

Your stuff may travel separately.

Products may be made by different production partners or at different facilities. When that happens, one order can arrive in multiple packages on different days.

You will not be charged an additional customer shipping fee after checkout because an order is split. Each shipment receives its own tracking information when available.

Tracking and delivery problems

Tracking can take time to update after a label is created. If tracking shows a package as delivered but it cannot be found, check with household members, neighbors, the carrier, and the local delivery office first.

Customers are responsible for providing a complete and accurate delivery address. If a shipment appears lost or significantly delayed, contact us with the order number and tracking information so we can investigate.

Open a Support Ticket Email support@sloppymikes.com

Returns and replacements

Shipping questions and product problems are handled under separate policies. Review the replacement rules before ordering, especially for sizing and address accuracy.

Read the Returns & Replacement Policy →

Last updated: August 5, 2026