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Bold and cheeky, this "Flick the Bean" tee is made for those who love playful double entendres. Soft, comfy, and sure to spark conversation, it's perfect for turning heads and cracking smiles. Wear it with attitude and a sense of humor! Sloppy Mike’s Softstyle Tee (For the Ladies) A classic tee with a little extra tease. The sleeves are trimmed to show off just enough shoulder to make ‘em wonder, “Was that on purpose?” Made from 100% ringspun cotton that's softer than Mike’s pickup lines, this one’s built to last with twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed collar that holds tight—unlike your last situationship. Wear it out, wear it to bed, wear it like you don’t care.  

Bold and cheeky, this "Flick the Bean" hoodie is made for those who love playful double entendres. Soft, comfy, and sure to spark conversation, it's perfect for turning heads and cracking smiles. Wear it with attitude and a sense of humor! Sloppy Mike’s Heavy Blend Hoodie Wrap yourself in regret and relaxation. This thick-ass hoodie mixes cotton, polyester, and bad decisions into one soft, plush pile of warmth—perfect for cold mornings after hotter nights. The front kangaroo pocket holds whatever you’re hiding, and the matching drawstrings say, “I tried today. Kinda.” Cozy up, cover up, or crash in it. 

Classic mischief meets nerdy charm! This tee features a retro calculator with the numbers 5318008 proudly displayed—flip it and giggle. A perfect throwback to school days when humor was just a few buttons away. Boobies approved. Sloppy Mike’s Garment-Dyed TeeSoft-washed and garment-dyed like it’s been through some things—because it has. This 100% ring-spun cotton bad boy is cozy enough to nap in and tough enough to survive whatever the night throws at you. The relaxed fit says, “I’m chill,” while the double-needle stitching and tubular shape say, “But I’ll still hold it together when you can’t.” No side seams, no worries, just pure sloppy comfort.

Classic mischief meets nerdy charm! This hoodie features a retro calculator with the numbers 5138008 proudly displayed—flip it and giggle. A perfect throwback to school days when humor was just a few buttons away. Boobies approved. Sloppy Mike’s Heavy Blend Hoodie Wrap yourself in regret and relaxation. This thick-ass hoodie mixes cotton, polyester, and bad decisions into one soft, plush pile of warmth—perfect for cold mornings after hotter nights. The front kangaroo pocket holds whatever you’re hiding, and the matching drawstrings say, “I tried today. Kinda.” Cozy up, cover up, or crash in it. 

Classic mischief meets nerdy charm! This tee features a retro calculator with the numbers 5138008 proudly displayed—flip it and giggle. A perfect throwback to school days when humor was just a few buttons away. Boobies approved. Sloppy Mike’s Softstyle Tee (For the Ladies) A classic tee with a little extra tease. The sleeves are trimmed to show off just enough shoulder to make ‘em wonder, “Was that on purpose?” Made from 100% ringspun cotton that's softer than Mike’s pickup lines, this one’s built to last with twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed collar that holds tight—unlike your last situationship. Wear it out, wear it to bed, wear it like you don’t care.  

Classic mischief meets nerdy charm! This sticker features a retro calculator with the numbers 5318008 proudly displayed—flip it and giggle. A perfect throwback to school days when humor was just a few buttons away. Boobies approved. Made from thick, tough-as-nails vinyl with a slick matte finish, they’re built to survive whatever you slap ‘em on—toolboxes, tailgates, bathroom stalls, or your cousin’s wedding gift. Indoors or out, rain or regret, they’re staying put. And with the easy-peel backing? Even Mike can manage it one-handed (usually while double-fisting a burrito). Stick it and send a message.  

Make a bold statement with this hilarious tee! Featuring the cheeky phrase "Big Ol Titty Baby" in eye-catching font, it’s perfect for those who love humor, irony, and turning heads. Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get laughs. Wear it loud! Sloppy Mike’s Garment-Dyed Tee Soft-washed and garment-dyed like it’s been through some things—because it has. This 100% ring-spun cotton bad boy is cozy enough to nap in and tough enough to survive whatever the night throws at you. The relaxed fit says, “I’m chill,” while the double-needle stitching and tubular shape say, “But I’ll still hold it together when you can’t.” No side seams, no worries, just pure sloppy comfort.

Make a bold statement with this hilarious tee! Featuring the cheeky phrase "Big Ol Titty Baby" in eye-catching font, it’s perfect for those who love humor, irony, and turning heads. Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get laughs. Wear it loud! Sloppy Mike’s Softstyle Tee (For the Ladies) A classic tee with a little extra tease. The sleeves are trimmed to show off just enough shoulder to make ‘em wonder, “Was that on purpose?” Made from 100% ringspun cotton that's softer than Mike’s pickup lines, this one’s built to last with twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed collar that holds tight—unlike your last situationship. Wear it out, wear it to bed, wear it like you don’t care.  

Make a bold statement with this hilarious hoodie! Featuring the cheeky phrase "Big Ol Titty Baby" in eye-catching font, it’s perfect for those who love humor, irony, and turning heads. Soft, comfy, and guaranteed to get laughs. Wear it loud! Sloppy Mike’s Heavy Blend Hoodie Wrap yourself in regret and relaxation. This thick-ass hoodie mixes cotton, polyester, and bad decisions into one soft, plush pile of warmth—perfect for cold mornings after hotter nights. The front kangaroo pocket holds whatever you’re hiding, and the matching drawstrings say, “I tried today. Kinda.” Cozy up, cover up, or crash in it. 

Make a bold statement with this hilarious sticker! Featuring the cheeky phrase "Big Ol Titty Baby" in eye-catching font, it’s perfect for those who love humor, irony, and turning heads.  Made from thick, tough-as-nails vinyl with a slick matte finish, they’re built to survive whatever you slap ‘em on—toolboxes, tailgates, bathroom stalls, or your cousin’s wedding gift. Indoors or out, rain or regret, they’re staying put. And with the easy-peel backing? Even Mike can manage it one-handed (usually while double-fisting a burrito). Stick it and send a message.  

Wake up and smell the laughter! This bold tee says, “I like my women like I like my coffee – Big Ass Titties.” Perfect for coffee lovers with a wild sense of humor who enjoy a strong brew, bold flavor, and an even bolder punchline. Sloppy Mike’s Softstyle Tee (For the Ladies)A classic tee with a little extra tease. The sleeves are trimmed to show off just enough shoulder to make ‘em wonder, “Was that on purpose?” Made from 100% ringspun cotton that's softer than Mike’s pickup lines, this one’s built to last with twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed collar that holds tight—unlike your last situationship. Wear it out, wear it to bed, wear it like you don’t care.  

Wake up and smell the laughter! This bold tee says, “I like my women like I like my coffee – Big Ass Titties.” Perfect for coffee lovers with a wild sense of humor who enjoy a strong brew, bold flavor, and an even bolder punchline. Sloppy Mike’s Garment-Dyed TeeSoft-washed and garment-dyed like it’s been through some things—because it has. This 100% ring-spun cotton bad boy is cozy enough to nap in and tough enough to survive whatever the night throws at you. The relaxed fit says, “I’m chill,” while the double-needle stitching and tubular shape say, “But I’ll still hold it together when you can’t.” No side seams, no worries, just pure sloppy comfort.