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Warm. Soft. Irresistible. This tee is baked fresh with zero shame and extra confidence. It’s bold, slightly inappropriate, and guaranteed to make PTA meetings real awkward. Perfect for the guy who knows that life’s about two things: late-night snacks and women who don’t need instructions. We like our cookies thick… and our MILFs thicker.s roll! Sloppy Mike’s Softstyle Tee (For the Ladies)A classic tee with a little extra tease. The sleeves are trimmed to show off just enough shoulder to make ‘em wonder, “Was that on purpose?” Made from 100% ringspun cotton that's softer than Mike’s pickup lines, this one’s built to last with twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed collar that holds tight—unlike your last situationship. Wear it out, wear it to bed, wear it like you don’t care.  

This tee is baked fresh with zero shame and extra confidence. It’s bold, slightly inappropriate, and guaranteed to make school pickup real interesting. Perfect for the one who knows life’s about two things: late-night snacks and DILFs who handle their business.l! Sloppy Mike’s Softstyle Tee (For the Ladies)A classic tee with a little extra tease. The sleeves are trimmed to show off just enough shoulder to make ‘em wonder, “Was that on purpose?” Made from 100% ringspun cotton that's softer than Mike’s pickup lines, this one’s built to last with twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed collar that holds tight—unlike your last situationship. Wear it out, wear it to bed, wear it like you don’t care.  

This magnet is baked fresh with zero shame and extra confidence. It’s bold, slightly inappropriate, and guaranteed to make school pickup real interesting. Perfect for the one who knows life’s about two things: late-night snacks and DILFs who handle their business. Stick your personality where it doesn’t belong. These flexible little beasts slap onto any metal surface like a drunken high-five — fridges, toolboxes, tailgates, or your ex’s dishwasher. Durable enough to survive garage grime, beer spills, and Aunt Linda’s judgment. Whether you’re repping Sloppy style in the kitchen or the man cave, these magnets bring the chaos and cling like a bad decision.  

This tee is baked fresh with zero shame and extra confidence. It’s bold, slightly inappropriate, and guaranteed to make school pickup real interesting. Perfect for the one who knows life’s about two things: late-night snacks and DILFs who handle their business. Slide into comfort, Sloppy Mike’s style! This unisex tee is softer than your ex’s excuses and built to last longer than your weekend hangover. 100% cotton for the classics, a touch of polyester for the heathers—no seams to split, no collars curling up on you. Just a smooth, durable shirt that’s ready for ball games and bad decisions.

Sloppy Mikes Baseball Light up the stands with the Baltimore O-Faces tee! Bold, cheeky, and bursting with playful energy, this shirt is perfect for fans who love big hits and bigger laughs. Guaranteed to turn heads and spark smiles all season long. Slide into comfort, Sloppy Mike’s style! This unisex tee is softer than your ex’s excuses and built to last longer than your weekend hangover. 100% cotton for the classics, a touch of polyester for the heathers—no seams to split, no collars curling up on you. Just a smooth, durable shirt that’s ready for ball games and bad decisions.

Sloppy Mikes Baseball Drop in with the Boston Teabaggers tee! Bold, cheeky, and packed with playful energy, this shirt is perfect for fans who love big hits and bigger laughs. Guaranteed to turn heads and stir up fun from the first pitch to the last. Slide into comfort, Sloppy Mike’s style! This unisex tee is softer than your ex’s excuses and built to last longer than your weekend hangover. 100% cotton for the classics, a touch of polyester for the heathers—no seams to split, no collars curling up on you. Just a smooth, durable shirt that’s ready for ball games and bad decisions.

Sloppy Mikes Baseball Crank up the heat with the Bronx Bombshells tee! Bold, fierce, and dripping with attitude, this shirt is perfect for fans who love big hits and bigger drama. Guaranteed to turn heads and spark cheers all season long. Slide into comfort, Sloppy Mike’s style! This unisex tee is softer than your ex’s excuses and built to last longer than your weekend hangover. 100% cotton for the classics, a touch of polyester for the heathers—no seams to split, no collars curling up on you. Just a smooth, durable shirt that’s ready for ball games and bad decisions.

Sloppy Mikes Baseball Catch some rays with the Tampa Bay Tan Lines tee! Bright, cheeky, and full of beachy vibes, this shirt is perfect for fans who love sunny days, big hits, and bigger laughs. Guaranteed to turn heads and spark smiles all season long. Slide into comfort, Sloppy Mike’s style! This unisex tee is softer than your ex’s excuses and built to last longer than your weekend hangover. 100% cotton for the classics, a touch of polyester for the heathers—no seams to split, no collars curling up on you. Just a smooth, durable shirt that’s ready for ball games and bad decisions.

Sloppy Mikes Baseball Keep the tension high with the Toronto Blue Balls tee! Bold, cheeky, and full of playful energy, this shirt is perfect for fans who love suspenseful games and big laughs. Guaranteed to turn heads and spark smiles all season long. Slide into comfort, Sloppy Mike’s style! This unisex tee is softer than your ex’s excuses and built to last longer than your weekend hangover. 100% cotton for the classics, a touch of polyester for the heathers—no seams to split, no collars curling up on you. Just a smooth, durable shirt that’s ready for ball games and bad decisions.

Sloppy Mikes Baseball Make a splash with the Chicago Wet Spots tee! Bold, cheeky, and dripping with playful energy, this shirt is perfect for fans who love big hits and bigger laughs. Guaranteed to turn heads and spark smiles all season long. Slide into comfort, Sloppy Mike’s style! This unisex tee is softer than your ex’s excuses and built to last longer than your weekend hangover. 100% cotton for the classics, a touch of polyester for the heathers—no seams to split, no collars curling up on you. Just a smooth, durable shirt that’s ready for ball games and bad decisions.

Sloppy Mikes Baseball Bring the heat with the Cleveland Steamers tee! Bold, cheeky, and full of wild energy, this shirt is perfect for fans who love big laughs with their baseball. Guaranteed to turn heads and keep the fun rolling all season long. Slide into comfort, Sloppy Mike’s style! This unisex tee is softer than your ex’s excuses and built to last longer than your weekend hangover. 100% cotton for the classics, a touch of polyester for the heathers—no seams to split, no collars curling up on you. Just a smooth, durable shirt that’s ready for ball games and bad decisions.

Sloppy Mikes Baseball Prowl the diamond with the Detroit Cougars tee! Fierce, bold, and full of playful charm, this shirt is perfect for fans who love big hits and bigger laughs. Guaranteed to turn heads and spark smiles all season long Slide into comfort, Sloppy Mike’s style! This unisex tee is softer than your ex’s excuses and built to last longer than your weekend hangover. 100% cotton for the classics, a touch of polyester for the heathers—no seams to split, no collars curling up on you. Just a smooth, durable shirt that’s ready for ball games and bad decisions.