Stretch Marks and Dollar Bills Women's Softstyle Tee

Stretch Marks & Dollar Bills isn’t a joke—it’s a résumé. This vintage-inspired tee features bold, distressed lettering with gold highlights and a sleek gold dancer silhouette, celebrating confidence that’s been earned, not filtered. Designed for those who know real value comes from experience, hustle, and showing up. Soft, durable, and guaranteed to turn heads wherever hard work meets good times. Sloppy Mike’s Softstyle Tee (For the Ladies)A classic tee with a little extra tease. The sleeves are trimmed to show off just enough shoulder to make ‘em wonder, “Was that on purpose?” Made from 100% ringspun cotton that's softer than Mike’s pickup lines, this one’s built to last with twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed collar that holds tight—unlike your last situationship. Wear it out, wear it to bed, wear it like you don’t care.