
Sloppy Mike's Vitamin D Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
$20.30 - $29.08
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What Makes This So Special? 🤔
Get your daily dose with the “Sloppy Mike’s Vitamin D” tee – sunshine, sass, and just the right amount of inappropriateness. For those who like their supplements served hot and heavy. Warning: may cause intense smiling and vitamin-fueled winks.
Sloppy Mike’s Garment-Dyed Tee
Soft-washed and garment-dyed like it’s been through some things—because it has. This 100% ring-spun cotton bad boy is cozy enough to nap in and tough enough to survive whatever the night throws at you. The relaxed fit says, “I’m chill,” while the double-needle stitching and tubular shape say, “But I’ll still hold it together when you can’t.” No side seams, no worries, just pure sloppy comfort.
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Remember: Life's too short for boring clothes and serious attitudes. Embrace the chaos, wear the shirt, confuse your relatives at family gatherings! 🎉