Sloppy Mike's Seamen Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt

Set sail with chaotic pride in this “Sloppy Mike’s Seamen” tee—perfect for those with a love for nautical nonsense and questionable crew names. Soft, comfy, and full of salty humor, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter (or ender) at any port of call. Sloppy Mike’s Garment-Dyed Tee Soft-washed and garment-dyed like it’s been through some things—because it has. This 100% ring-spun cotton bad boy is cozy enough to nap in and tough enough to survive whatever the night throws at you. The relaxed fit says, “I’m chill,” while the double-needle stitching and tubular shape say, “But I’ll still hold it together when you can’t.” No side seams, no worries, just pure sloppy comfort.