
Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
$25.78
Crimson • 3XL
What Makes This So Special? 🤔
Raise the stakes and pour another round. The "Liquor in the Front, Poker in the Rear" tee from Sloppy Mike's is made for whiskey lovers, poker players, backyard parties, casino nights, and anyone who appreciates a good double entendre.
Sloppy Mike’s Garment-Dyed TeeSoft-washed and garment-dyed like it’s been through some things—because it has. This 100% ring-spun cotton bad boy is cozy enough to nap in and tough enough to survive whatever the night throws at you. The relaxed fit says, “I’m chill,” while the double-needle stitching and tubular shape say, “But I’ll still hold it together when you can’t.” No side seams, no worries, just pure sloppy comfort.
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