
Calculator Women's Softstyle Tee
$17.33
Azalea β’ XL
What Makes This So Special? π€
Classic mischief meets nerdy charm! This tee features a retro calculator with the numbers 5138008 proudly displayed—flip it and giggle. A perfect throwback to school days when humor was just a few buttons away. Boobies approved.
Sloppy Mike’s Softstyle Tee (For the Ladies)
A classic tee with a little extra tease. The sleeves are trimmed to show off just enough shoulder to make ‘em wonder, “Was that on purpose?” Made from 100% ringspun cotton that's softer than Mike’s pickup lines, this one’s built to last with twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed collar that holds tight—unlike your last situationship. Wear it out, wear it to bed, wear it like you don’t care.
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Remember: Life's too short for boring clothes and serious attitudes. Embrace the chaos, wear the shirt, confuse your relatives at family gatherings! π