Sloppy Mike's Women's Softstyle Tee

It’s not just a shirt — it’s a homepage for chaos. Repping SloppyMikes.com means you support questionable humor, late-night snack runs, and the finest collection of filthy, funny, and proudly inappropriate gear on the internet. Whether you’re here for the tees, the stickers, or just to see what Mike got banned for this week, this shirt lets ‘em know you found the good stuff. Sloppy Mike’s Softstyle Tee (For the Ladies) A classic tee with a little extra tease. The sleeves are trimmed to show off just enough shoulder to make ‘em wonder, “Was that on purpose?” Made from 100% ringspun cotton that's softer than Mike’s pickup lines, this one’s built to last with twill-taped shoulders and a ribbed collar that holds tight—unlike your last situationship. Wear it out, wear it to bed, wear it like you don’t care.