Sloppy Mikes Seamen Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

Set sail with chaotic pride in this “Sloppy Mike’s Seamen” hoodie—perfect for those with a love for nautical nonsense and questionable crew names. Soft, comfy, and full of salty humor, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter (or ender) at any port of call. Sloppy Mike’s Heavy Blend Hoodie Wrap yourself in regret and relaxation. This thick-ass hoodie mixes cotton, polyester, and bad decisions into one soft, plush pile of warmth—perfect for cold mornings after hotter nights. The front kangaroo pocket holds whatever you’re hiding, and the matching drawstrings say, “I tried today. Kinda.” Cozy up, cover up, or crash in it.