Sloppy Mikes Organic Yogurt Unisex Hooded Sweatshirt

Spoon into something smooth with the “Sloppy Mike’s Organic Yogurt” hoodie – creamy, cultured, and just the right amount of wrong. Perfect for probiotic lovers with a filthy sense of humor. No preservatives, just perversion. Sloppy Mike’s Heavy Blend Hoodie Wrap yourself in regret and relaxation. This thick-ass hoodie mixes cotton, polyester, and bad decisions into one soft, plush pile of warmth—perfect for cold mornings after hotter nights. The front kangaroo pocket holds whatever you’re hiding, and the matching drawstrings say, “I tried today. Kinda.” Cozy up, cover up, or crash in it.