
Sloppy Mike's Melons Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt
$20.30 - $29.08
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What Makes This So Special? 🤔
Juicy, round, and impossible to ignore – the “Sloppy Mike’s Melons” tee serves up sweet style with a side of sass. Perfect for fruit lovers, double takes, and totally inappropriate farmer’s market runs. Handle with care.
Sloppy Mike’s Garment-Dyed Tee
Soft-washed and garment-dyed like it’s been through some things—because it has. This 100% ring-spun cotton bad boy is cozy enough to nap in and tough enough to survive whatever the night throws at you. The relaxed fit says, “I’m chill,” while the double-needle stitching and tubular shape say, “But I’ll still hold it together when you can’t.” No side seams, no worries, just pure sloppy comfort.
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