Sloppy Mike's Beef Curtains Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt

Soft, tender, and slightly offensive—just how Sloppy Mike likes it. This beefy tee serves up a full helping of innuendo with a side of awkward eye contact. For the bold, the brave, and those who laugh at the meat market of life. Sloppy Mike’s Garment-Dyed Tee Soft-washed and garment-dyed like it’s been through some things—because it has. This 100% ring-spun cotton bad boy is cozy enough to nap in and tough enough to survive whatever the night throws at you. The relaxed fit says, “I’m chill,” while the double-needle stitching and tubular shape say, “But I’ll still hold it together when you can’t.” No side seams, no worries, just pure sloppy comfort.