Lotto Unisex Garment-Dyed T-shirt

Classy? No. Honest? Absolutely. This tee says what your scratchers can't: “I play the lotto to afford hookers and blow.” For those who dream big, live wild, and have zero shame in their game. It's degenerate chic at its finest. Sloppy Mike’s Garment-Dyed TeeSoft-washed and garment-dyed like it’s been through some things—because it has. This 100% ring-spun cotton bad boy is cozy enough to nap in and tough enough to survive whatever the night throws at you. The relaxed fit says, “I’m chill,” while the double-needle stitching and tubular shape say, “But I’ll still hold it together when you can’t.” No side seams, no worries, just pure sloppy comfort.